Have a band aide, Tumblr.
You wake up, and that's enough.
Maybe you're my schizophrenic hallucination.
Priceless.
- Mom: I don't get it. PenIsland.com.
- Me: What?
- Mom: I don't get it.
- Me: Spell it, mom.
- Mom: Pen Island.
- Me: Penis land, mom. Penis land.
- Mom: OH...
(via fuckyeahamazing) This is totally my Christmas tree this year, except our ornaments are vintage and we don’t have a star for a topper; we have a sock monkey.
Consider me gone.
I have a buttload of homework to do.
After a while, crocodiles!
111 followers!
<3 you guys :)
Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.
Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
ffolklore:
Thanks for the follow :)
HEY. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
(via cutewillcatchfire)
haha i have a laptop and a footrest!
I’m on my bed with a laptop and homework so I’m good for the next few hours. Win!
gotorangejuice:
Thanks for the follow, dear :) Welcome to my Tumblr!
I have the bestest boyfriend in the entire world.
He just stopped by to bring me a box of tissues because I’m sick. <3 :)


