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Have a band aide, Tumblr.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Priceless.

  • Mom: I don't get it. PenIsland.com.
  • Me: What?
  • Mom: I don't get it.
  • Me: Spell it, mom.
  • Mom: Pen Island.
  • Me: Penis land, mom. Penis land.
  • Mom: OH...
(via fuckyeahamazing) This is totally my Christmas tree this year, except our ornaments are vintage and we don’t have a star for a topper; we have a sock monkey.

(via fuckyeahamazing) This is totally my Christmas tree this year, except our ornaments are vintage and we don’t have a star for a topper; we have a sock monkey.

Consider me gone.

I have a buttload of homework to do.

After a while, crocodiles!

Friday, December 11, 2009

111 followers!

<3 you guys :)

Friday, December 11, 2009

Is that weed or dehydrated broccoli?

allhopedeleted:

quote of the night.

This^

Friday, December 11, 2009 — 14 notes
ginarose:

ryanzor:

I wonder what my parents would do if I really asked for this. They’d probably think I was kidding.

Is that weed or dehydrated broccoli?

HAHAHAHAHA xD

ginarose:

ryanzor:

I wonder what my parents would do if I really asked for this. They’d probably think I was kidding.

Is that weed or dehydrated broccoli?

HAHAHAHAHA xD

I downloaded a Feist album.

allhopedeleted:

guilty pleasure~

Feist <3

Friday, December 11, 2009 — 5 notes

Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.

Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)

Where did these new followers come from? o_o

Friday, December 11, 2009

ffolklore:

Thanks for the follow :)

Friday, December 11, 2009

HEY. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

prostitutionisrevolution:

(via cutewillcatchfire)

haha i have a laptop and a footrest!

I’m on my bed with a laptop and homework so I’m good for the next few hours. Win!

Friday, December 11, 2009 — 5 notes

HEY. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

Friday, December 11, 2009 — 5 notes

gotorangejuice:

Thanks for the follow, dear :) Welcome to my Tumblr!

Friday, December 11, 2009

I have the bestest boyfriend in the entire world.

He just stopped by to bring me a box of tissues because I’m sick. <3 :)

Friday, December 11, 2009